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BCC Movie 2 is a comedy written by Gold on the wiki.

Comedy[]

Mace: You're my very best friend...

Other Mace: And you're mine too, Todd...

Mace: And we'll always be-wait, my name's TODD?

BCC MOVIE 2

*Static*

During the day...Mini-Lewa's is a place of joy...

M-L: *Is singing along with Turaga Nuju and Berix.*

But you don't work there during the day...

SW: Uh...

You work there during the night...

SW: I already knew that.

WHEN THE HORROR BEGINS!

SW: Phht, what horro-

M-L: *Pops out of nowhere.* PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

SW: *faints.*

M-L: ...Nameless Text...what did you tell him?

*Static*

Me: Do do do do do do do do do...hmm...these are some nice grocerie-

VF: *Sprints past Gold and takes off his head.* I GOT YOUR HEAD!

Me: CURSE YOU SKELETON BODY!

*Static*

AD: #KepsXEveryFemaleintheUniverse!

Keps: *Pulls out giant hammer.* NOPE. *Whacks AD with it.*

*Static*

Other Mace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME'S NOT TODD!?!

Mace: I checked my birth certificate, and my name isn't Todd!

Other Mace: But I always thought it was-

Mace: Well, I thought your name was Frank!

Other Mace: ...

*Static*

LQ: Oh, look, this Fennerak Spider bit me.

Vezon: *bursts into room.* OBJECTION!

LQ: Wait, wha-

FENNERAK SPIDERS = MOST PEACEFUL CREATURES EVER

PEACEFUL = DON'T BITE

PERSON WHO IS FRIEND OF FENNERAK SPIDERS = VEZON

VEZON BIT LQ

LQ: Okay then, Vezon pretending to be Nameless Text, but I don't think-

Vezon: *Sucking on LQ's arm.*

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