*In the BCC office building*
Vezon: I have handed you each documents detailing the situation.
Me: BIONICLE releasing? PLZ.
Mace: Actually, this photo looks way too good to be fake.
Mini-Lewa: According to these little drawings that are apparently letters, BIONICLE is scheduled for release soon.
*M-L is tossed out the window*
LQ: So what were you saying?
Vezon: Yes. We are 99% sure that BIONICLE is making a comeback. That's why Greg is shooting down questions with "Not sure," "Possibly," and "Maybe," rather than "Irrelevant, kid." Also, this picture released by a box design company or whatever, not a French toy company.
Gaz: No Vahki?! This can't be legit.
Vezon: Don't worry, I'm getting Greg so we can ask him.
Me: Greg isn't going to just answer.
Vezon: Just you see. *Picks up phone*
Vezon: So, I'd like information about the new BIONICLE line.
GregF: *Minimizes file with the 2017 story* Who is this?
Vezon: .... You seriously wouldn't believe me.
Vezon: Vezon, attorney at law.
Vezon: Didn't think that'd work.
Me: ... So...
Vezon: That's why I hired a crack team of mercenaries to recover him! Alive.
Mace: You know that's right!
*Raises a grenade*
Cad Bane: Put that down, you idiot! They want him alive!
Aww, come on. You let Puncha Villa have a grenade!
Cad Bane: Just to take out the security downstairs.
Embo: *Butchered French*
Avak: SHH! Behind that door. *Raises gun and blows door to splinters.*
Greg: *slowly swivels his chair around.* You got me. NOT!
*Alarms blare and Cordak pop out of the walls while Greg Farshtey skydives out the window. Senate Commandos rush in*
Cad Bane: You take the guards, I'll catch the bounty! *Jets after Greg while the others PWN.*
Cad Bane: *Points pistol at Greg* Give up, Writer.
Reidak: *SLAP* Talk!
Greg: I won't say anything.
Vezon: Tell us about 2015!
- This is based on the leaked image of BIONICLE rumored to be released in 2015
- Mini-Lewa being tossed out the building is a reference to a well-known meme
- Mini-Lewa's first line is a reference to America in Hetalia
- Embo's speaking butchered French is a reference to his actual lines in the Clone Wars, which were mainly mispronounced French words