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So here's the idea - we want people to admire our hilariousness and we want to get publicity. One of the best ways to advance a fandom is through humor and catchy songs (seriously. Ask anyone who plays Portal, Minecraft, and watches the Avengers. Thanks Mace3739 for a few minutes of Avengers/1D Humor). We have the advantage of MNOG I, II, and the Bohrok Wars animated series. Plus, there are several secrets and shortcuts to animate with MNOG-style animations. So, combine fun animation with creative parody songs and KA-BANG! You have a catchy video that gets in people's heads! I'm hoping that by the time this whole thing is over that BIONICLE fans will be singing our songs and hailing our collective genius.

Project Updates:

  • Four song parodies created: "They Have Awakened", "The Ahkmou Song", "Finding Masks", and "Buildin' up Jive".
  • Parody Lyrics finished for "They Have Awakened", "The Ahkmou Song", "Finding Masks", and "Buildin' up Jive".
  • Instrumentals found for "They Have Awakened", "The Ahkmou Song", and "Finding Masks"

What needs to happen next:

  • I need one or two people to sing the parody lyrics. I'd do it but I sound pathetic. :) Comment below if you want to sing
  • I have a strategy for animations and video editing
  • More parody ideas/parodies written by anyone other than myself. Either one works
  • Edits to lyrics (Place parentheses next to the line and put your suggestion inside of them)

"They Have Awakened" - A Parody Of "Radioactive" By Imagine DragonsEdit

(This song is based on Takua's finding the Bohrok and the Bohrok wars thereafter) VF is planning on singing this one so if it works, Chris owes VF a box of Wheat Thins. (troll)

I just woke up, had disturbing dreams

Remembering Makuta's regime

But something else steals my sleep

They're breaking out, they're on the march, breaking out of their breeding grounds

This is it, Cleansing begins

Whoa ...

(Chorus)

They're waking up, I feel it deep inside

We've run out of time to hide

Farewell to the old age, to the old age

Welcome to the new age, the Bohrok age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, they have awakened, they have awakened!

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, they have awakened, they have awakened!

I grab my pack, hit the roads

The Toa are ready, I suppose

We'll close the gate, just in case

Whoa ... 

We're gearing up, we're on the march, preparing for our destruction

This is it, the war begins

Whoa ...

They're waking up, I feel it deep inside

We've run out of time to hide

Farewell to the old age, to the old age

Welcome to the new age, the Bohrok age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, they have awakened, they have awakened!

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, they have awakened, they have awakened!

Matoran wait for heroes to form

Deep in the hive, beware the swarm

We're rising up, I feel it deep inside

It's time to fight and not to hide 

Fighting for a new age, for a new age

Welcome to our new age, the Toa age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, they have awakened, they have awakened!

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, no more awakened, no more awakened!

(Before you make any edits, please notify me or write them as comments. Don't want to lose all my source material. Thanks!)

"The Ahkmou Song" - A Parody Of "What Makes You Beautiful" By  One Direction==

I honestly hate One Direction, but the dumb song has soo much potential for parodies. This one is about the Po-Koran Ahkmou and the dirty traitor he is. This is set after Ahkmou poisioned Huki and the Kohli balls.


You’re a traitor, don’t know what for

You’re drawing glares when you walk through Po-Koro

You’re out of luck, don’t cover up

Being a dirty coward is enough

Every Matoran here can see it

Even Toa Pohatu

Ahkmou you’ve betrayed us all like nobody else

Just thinking about it gets us all overwhelmed

But when just you skipped town it wasn’t hard to tell

That you know

Oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

If only you saw who we all see

That dirty scumbag traitor from Metru Nui

Right now we’re glaring at you and we can’t believe

That you know

Oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

So come on

You Po-Koran

To call you out

Onewa wrote a song

We don’t know why

You’re the bad guy  

And thanks a lot for poisoning our Kohli champ!

Every Matoran thinks you’re guilty 

Even the Chronicler

Ahkmou you’ve betrayed us all like nobody else

Just thinking about it gets us all overwhelmed

But when just you skipped town it wasn’t hard to tell

That you know, oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

If only you saw who we all see

That dirty scumbag traitor from Metru Nui

Right now we’re glaring at you and we can’t believe

That you know, oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

That’s what makes you a traitor!

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

Ahkmou you’ve betrayed us all like nobody else

You’re the one who set up that Metru Nui mess

But even the Vahki reinforcements know

Oh they know, oh, oh, they know you’re a traitor

Ahkmou you’ve betrayed us all like nobody else

Just thinking about it gets us all overwhelmed

But when just you skipped town it wasn’t hard to tell

That you know, oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

If only we saw what your boss sees

That you were enticed by Makuta’s trickery

But now we’re glaring at you and we can’t believe

That you know, oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor

Oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor!

Oh, oh, you know you’re a traitor!

That’s what makes you a traitor!

"Finding Masks" - A Parody Of "Counting Stars" By OneRepublicEdit

This song is based on Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Pohatu, Gali, and Onua all finding their Noble and Great Kanohi. What I was thinking for this one was that since we can't yet find one person to do all of the singing, we could divide this into parts. Like, someone would do the main vocals (perhaps Chris, becuase he's the idiot who came up with the idea) and everyone else in the BCC would take another part (Like Chris doing Tahu, SW doing Kopaka, LQ doing Lewa, Leo doing Onua/Whenua, Mal doing Pohatu, and at least one of the gals doing Gali. We're really gonna have to bribe some people here). Let me know what you guys think. This could be amazing for our channel and get us lots of view, but that requires that we do it first.

(Intro)

Well, lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re carving statues

We’ll be finding masks

Yeah we’ll be finding masks

(Tahu)

They saw my Hau

Like a fiery stone

And I thought I was all alone

In my path stand Matoran

Turaga calming everyone

(Kopaka)

Bold, oh yes I’m bold

Dark, and oh so cold

This Rahi thing is getting old

Just try my mask and you will fold

(Lewa)

I feel so glad up-tree

Search-finding Kanohi

(Pohatu)

And I feel so lightning fast

Wearing Kanohi

I could stop, could stop, could stop

Everything that slows me doesn’t stand a chance

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re all flying gukkos

We’ll be finding masks

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re playing with sundials

We’ll be finding masks

(Gali)

I feel the power, and I feel it surge

Even with Ga-Koro submerged

Don’t mess with my Matoran

Tarakava

Feel the burn

(Onua - well, this is actually Whenua speaking here)

Onua, he’s not around

Come, tell me what you’ve found

A big sundial underground?

There’s another mask around

(Lewa)

I feel so down tree

With this Kanohi

(Onua)

Oh Lewa, Lewa, Lewa!

Take off that infected sick Kanohi mask!

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re selling souvenirs

We’ll be finding masks

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re cheering Kohli teams

We’ll be finding masks

Oh oh oh

(One Toa)

Take the Rahi

Watch ‘em burn

Smack them down

With the powers we’ve earned

(All the Toa)

Take the Rahi

Watch ‘em burn

Smack them down

With the powers we’ve earned

(3X)

(One Toa)

Everything corrupting is of Makuta

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re smashing Rahi hoards

We’ll be finding masks

Lately we’ve been, we’ve been losing sleep

Trying to find all of our Kanohi

But maybe we’re not looking hard enough

So while you’re finding Bohrok swarms

We’ll be, we’ll be finding masks

Viva La Mata Nui (Parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay)Edit

I used to be the world

Protodermis would rise when I gave the word

Now in the sea I sleep alone

And Matoran flee their old home

I used a star to fly

Studied the universe as it passed by

Listened as the Matoran sang with merit,

"Now the enemy is dead! Praise the great spirit!"

One minute there was nothing I couldn't see

Next the a great sleep came over me

And I discovered that Makuta's loyalty stands

Upon pillars of lies and terrible plans


I hear the Koro's, their bells are ringing

Le-matoran choirs are singing

Oh Matoran don't you fray

The Toa will arrive to save the day

(Still in progress)

Buildin' up Jive (Parody of Stayin' ALive by Bee Gees)Edit

Well you can tell by the way I build my MOCs,

I'm a complex man, no time to stop.

Using parts to make them taller,

Adding bulk, fittin' it tight.

And now it's all right, it's okay.

And we could try some other way.

We can try, to understand, how the arm connects to the hand!

Whether you're a builder or whether you're off-kilter,

You're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Lime green joints a breakin' and larger models shakin',

And we're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up ji------ve!!!!

Well now I build low and I build large,

And if I can't do either, I really try.

Try to keep 'em balanced on their feet,

I'm a builder who has got a beat.

And now it's all right, it's okay.

And we could try some other way.

We can try, to understand, how the arm connects to the hand!

Whether you're a builder or whether you're off-kilter,

You're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Lime-green joints a breakin' and larger models shakin'

And we're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up ji-------ve!!!!

Parts disappearin'

Somebody help me,

Somebody help me yeah.

Parts disappearin'

Somebody help me yeah

Buildin' up jive!

Well you can tell by the way I build my MOCs,

I'm a complex man, no time to stop.

Using parts to make them taller,

Adding bulk, fittin' it tight.

And now it's all right, it's okay.

And we could try some other way.

We can try, to understand, how the arm connects to the hand!

Whether you're a builder or whether you're off-kilter,

You're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Lime green joints a breakin' and larger models shakin',

And we're buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up jive, buildin' up jive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, buildin' up ji------ve!!!!

Parts disappearin'

Somebdoy help me

Somebody help me yeah.

Parts disappearin'

Somebody help me yeah

I'm buildin' up ji---ve!

Parts disappearin'

Somebody help me

Somebody help me yeah

Parts disappearin'

Somebodye help me yeah

I'm buildin' up ji--ve!

Parts disappearin'

Somebody help me yeah...

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