Baka: Hello! As you know my name's Baka and I'll be your tourguide today!
A group of eager new users are here including Bonwr, Custom, Chris, and Vonness! They're in a realistic simulation of a typical Bioniclefan1 comedy!
Chris:*Raises hand* Excuse me! Excuse me! My hand is raised!
Baka: *Points to Chris* Yes you the one who thinks he drives a ferrari.
Chris: *Offended* What I do drive a ferrari!
Baka: And I'm a Ta-Matoran who becomes a Toa of Light.
Chris: Anyways why is this accurate simulation made in cardboard?
Baka: >_< budget cuts kid.
Chris: I'm pretty sure I'm older than you.
Baka directs the newbies over to a special spot. It is a caution sign.
Baka: Now new guys this is a very important spot.
Von: A caution sign?
Baka: Hey! You may only speak if you raise your hand!
Von: *Raises hand*
Baka: Yes you with the emote that nobody can see.
Von: >_<. A caution sign?
Baka: Not just any caution sign! Its a uh uh. *Checks map* Oh wait its actually nothing at all.
Bon: *Snaps a picture*
Baka: Please no flashphotography.
Bon: *Takes a picture of Baka*
Onua: Ahhhh my eyes!
Baka: *Snatches camera away* And thats why we don't allow flash photography.
Baka turns around and leads everyone to another location.
Bon: *Takes out another camera from his pocket*
Baka leads them to some restrooms.
Baka: And these are the restrooms.
Custom walks up to the restrooms.
Baka: Hey! Whatta doing!
Custom: Using the bathroom?
Baka: These bathrooms are just for show!
Von:* Raises hand*
Baka: Yes Von
Von: Why are the restrooms only for show?
Baka: You've exceeded your question limit!
Baka: Be quiet!
Bon: *Takes a picture*
Whenua: AHHHH my eyes!
Baka: What did I say about flash photography!
Bon: This doesn't use Flash.
Baka: *Snatches camera* Y'know what I think of this camera?
Bon: That it supports Flash?
Baka: *Breaks camera with knees* Thats what I think of your camera!
Baka: Now come everyone.
Bon: *Takes out another camera*
Baka: And this is the Kidnapping Selector!
Chris: Kidnapping Selector?
Baka: Its a machine we just built to determine who Biofan will kidnapp this week!
Chris: Whos it gonna pick!
Baka: Lets see shall we! *Machine begins randomizing* Looks like its SW this time! 3 cheers for him!
Bon: *Takes picture*
Nuparu: AHHHHH MY EYES!
Baka: Really? Again? *Snatches camera and breaks it*
Bon: *Takes out another camera*
Custom: *Raises hand*
Baka: Yes , you the one who is related to B_F.
Custom: Wheres the gift shop?
Baka: We're done with the tour so just follow me there.
They go to the gift shop.
Baka: Well thats the end of the tour.
Von: That was a boring tour.
Vahki escort Vonness out of the building.
Bon: *Snaps picture*
Tehitti: AHHHH MY EYES!
Baka: >_< What did I say about cameras! *chases after Bon*
In the gift shop
Chris: So what are you getting?
Custom: Everything's a bit pricey here.
Chris: It is?
Custom: This coupon costs 10 dollars to use.....for starters >_<
Chris: I guess Biofan prefers quality over rushed work.
Custom: *Shows Chris official Biofan ductape*
Chris: Nope, he's just greedy.
Custom: *Grabs a snowglobe*
Chris: Whos in the snow globe?
Custom: Somebody named Rakoro, its the cheapest thing in the store and it talks.
Rakoro Snow Globe: GO AND PAY FOR ME YA FOOL!
Custom: Wha? Who said that?
Custom goes to pay and sees Soundwave.
Soundwave: Hello welcome to Biofan's giftshop. Rival giftshop inferior, this giftshop superior.
Sandtrooper: Look sir Droids!
Custom: *Pays for snowglobe.*
Rakoro Snow Globe: SHAKE ME SO IT CAN SNOW!
Custom: Can I have a refund?
Soundwave: Refunds inferior. No refunds superior.
Von: That means no.
They all walk and leave the store. In the background Baka's still chasing Bon(who is snapping lots of pictures) Thats All Folks!