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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 12 July 2017
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So, in Case Someone Still Reads This Wiki

I'm doing something similar to the original BCC here.

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 26 December 2016
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BCChristmas Carol 6!

While YJF gasped for air, he... He was no longer in the dirt in the ground! He was in his bed! He yelped with joy, and he came out of his bed and opened his windows. He saw a small child there. "You there, boy, what day is it?"

"Today, sir?" The small boy asked.

"Yes, today!" YJF smiled.

"Why, Christmas day, of course!" The boy yelled up back at the window.

"The spirits did it all in one night!..." YJF exclaimed. "... Wait a minute! It was all a dream, right? They admitted that much."

"What?" The boy seemed confused.

"That's right!... If it was all a dream, then..." YJF sneered. "Then none of it happened! I won't die! No one has a good Christmas! Christmas, yes, Christmas, hear that, 'spirits'? Christmas, is a humbug! Bah, humbug! Christmas is a…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 14 December 2016
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BCChristmas Carol 5!

So YJF stood there. And stood there. And stood there. He stood there for about a year and eight months. So while he's standing here, why don't you read up on the series again? (After all, mind you, it's been a year and eight months.)

"Do I really have to go and see that little piece of filth?" He said to himself.  He moaned and rolled his eyes. (You ought to, says I, if my opinion matters.) "But I get to do it in my own due time! Besides, we all know that it'll teleport him back to where he was. This is like a dream, where time just seems to take hours, but it's really minutes. Just because in his mind he's spent another two years or so here doesn't mean that he really did." He fussed a bit. But you know that we need to get on with the stor…

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Nogus1 Nogus1 9 July 2016
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Mahi-toa: The intro in which we introduce Mahi-toa and his non-normality. The same intro tat has a long name.

So this is my favorite personal idea for a video. I'm not a BCC member and I'd rather not start my own youtube channel, so it's going here. I will try my best to update it semi-regularly, but… Okay! Now that I bored you into the middle of a blizzard and back (or into Mal's blood stream[If he has blood{How do you stream blood anyway's?(Is it like internet streaming?[Does the internet even have blood to stream{What was I blabbing about again? Oh Yeah, Mahi-Toa!}])}]), It's time for the cheesy (*In bored subway guy voice* We have american, provolone, and pepper jack.) script for a commercial!

  • Screen goes dark*
  • dramatic music starts*
  • random images (incuding a close-up of a zit) flash quickly as nameless text uses a dramatic voice*

“When Mata Nui n…

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STrangE AdVenT STrangE AdVenT 12 June 2016
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Mataverse Tales

Record 01

Me: First off Artack is the new Chronicler! This recording will show us why! Roll the tape Artack! Coming along with us is the former Chronicler Kopeke. 

Kopeke: ......... 

Me: He's happy to be here! We totally didn't force him to come. Nope, not at all. No kidnapping was involved. Also I will be narrating. 

{Artack's eyes work as a projector and.. we go back to the land before time.} 

Me: That's a dinosaur movie though

We center on the very first Chronicler... Kodan! He was part of the Toa Mangai. However Kodan went.. X_X so for some reason there was no Chronicler for a long time until Takua. Yes...yes.. Takua... the famous Toa who became Takanuva Toa of Light. Now contrary to canon... there are actually more than one Takuas! 

Kopeke: …

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The Nameless Text The Nameless Text 7 June 2016
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Wiki Propoganda

Hello everyone, it is I, your superior and overlord and friend, Nameless.

Recently... Recently, ah, yes, recently, so much has been going on... Nope, I'm lying. Nothing has gone on.

EXCEPT THE WIKI IS BEING TRASHED!!!

That's right! Recently the tyrant KEPLERS has turned this boring old abandoned wiki into an ark to transport people from the old BIO RP to... The new forum for it.

This is an utter disgrace.

Our proud wiki, set up by our founding fathers, should not be violated like this-Don't give me that cr-ooh, a quarter.

... As I was saying, don't give me that crack about "Oh, but Keplers was the founder of the wiki"! He's retired, so it doesn't matter! That and we have... Well, NEVERMIND THAT... But, this is not the point! Don't listen to me a…

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STrangE AdVenT STrangE AdVenT 7 June 2016
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Random Comedy Skits

Prelude 

{A lone figure stands in a grassland looking up. He is BF1. A huge swirly portal thing opens up and 3 MOCs fall out. Screaming is heard. They are Baka, Karkon, and Artack. Screaming is heard. Karkon lands gracefully on his feet. Baka lands on his head. Artack lands in his mask.}

Karkon: Who are you?

Me: WHO AM I? Your master! Your creator! Your alpha! Your Omega!

Karkon: BF1.....

Me: Yes, it's me!

Baka: Woah... Creator. You're bio mechanical!

Me: Indeed I am! I even have fingers! *Waves his MOC fingers.*

Karkon: *Looks around* Why are we still here?

Baka: I thought we were going to do bigger and better things?

Artack: This unit detects we are on the LEGO Message Boards. Quality sensor...failing.....

Me: We were, but I can't do stop motion ri…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 31 May 2016
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Revival: The Hope 2

Last time, on Revival...

Mini Lewa: I'm dying... And I'm pregnant.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Butler: I get a line!

  • Seriously, guys? You're doing a recap on things that never happened?*

C'mon, Narrator, live a little!... Fine, let's get back to looking for things here to salvage...

ML: You mean people to rescue?

Same difference.

Butler: Why does everyone hate me?

You were the villain in OUR comedy, and we're usually the villains, so that has to say something about your likability.

Butler: It wasn't my fault that it's always the butler's fault.

ML: Look, guys, it's a survivor!!!

Oh my... Is that?...

Butler: Is that Snoopy's alias?

?: No, Joe Cool ain't that Joe Cool, Joe Cool Joe Cool, man.

ML: It's that guy who Mal tried to make popular who had that same nam…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 26 May 2016
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Revival: The Hope

Running. Of course, they were running. How cliche. The final moments of life hanging in the balance. Sweat plastered over their faces and clinging to their clothes, the last of them ran like wildfire. They were the lone survivors, the last of their kind. They panted as their pursuers relentlessly yet casually followed. Tormented and wanting rest, the few left over gasped and started sprawling on the floor, unable to move any more. Time had ran out...


iHuntress: Why'd you stop, Nameless?

Oh, it's just, y'know, I felt a great disturbance in the comedic force. Like thousands of comedies were made by the Writers, but suddenly they have been silenced.

iHunt: ... What?

Nevermind, then... Hmm, might as well check up with everyone else in the land of …


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Sir Guurahk Sir Guurahk 11 May 2016
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There Were Times

Time it was, and what a time it was, it was a time

A time of innocence, a time of confidences

Long ago, it must be, I have the photographs

Preserve your memories, they're all that's left you.

Once upon a time, there were times, times indeed. Fun times, good times. Here's some of them, 64 of the best screenshots from chat from 2014-2016. (these are all mine so of course there will be stuff missing, make a blog of your own if you want to post some from your collection (derp) )

You better like it, I had to upload like 30 of them one-by-one... before I discovered the multiple upload function. Still, I spent a lot of time naming each of them! 

(open one and then move from there so you can see the file names for context and also for bigger images)




Hope…




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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 7 May 2016
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Trump, Donald.

"Donald Trump Evil Incorporated!"

*Breaks through door.*

Trump: Ah, Hillary the Traitorpus! How totally unexpected... And by unexpected I mean TOTALLY EXPECTED! *Hits HUGE button which traps Hillary.*

Hillary: *Feminist clatter.*

Trump: Now, now, I know what you're thinking, what am I up to now? Well, I'll tell you, since the media wants to know. BEHOLD, MY WALL-INATOR! You see, it all started back when I was a child growing up in New York... Back then, I always was bullied by the Mexican children. But whenever I was on Wall Street, I felt safe, because, you know, there was a wall protecting me. But now that I turned a small loan of a million dollars into my Evil Inc., I've been bullied by the Mexican corporations! So, the Wall-inator will bui…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 10 April 2016
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Mal's Set Reviews! Episode Three, The ESCAPE!


Let's face it: Is this REALLY an escape? The answer is simple: Yes and no. One part of this is an escape, truly, but another? It's a war, my friend. Now, let's take a look at it. All's going well for Cool Cop Cameron. Cameron here is riding in the boat around this abnormally small rock which they installed a high-tech security prsion, though, really, there's only two or three cells and one control station. But, it's where the worst convicts go to serve time. So, Cameron is riding around in his boat to race with Steve the Shark, his best pal, since Cameron is too cool to spend his time with humans. However, all is not well. Steve stops and points to the sky: It's a balloon. While Cameron is distracted by this sight, the only other two guar…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 10 April 2016
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Mal's Set Reviews! Episode Two, The Rip-Off.


Here is where we see just how DESPERATE LEGO really is. How, might you ask? Simply put, this is Voya Nui all over again! The Piraka, wearing tan hats, have conquered the Matoran populace and force them to drain the volcano to retrieve the Mask of Life. However, that's not all, nonono! There's FLYING Nektann drones, just for the heck of it! To top it all off, LEGO thought we wouldn't notice that this was a BLATANT rip-off if they throw in a truck dangerously close to the errupting volcano!!! No, LEGO! We will NOT let you get away with this! From now on, we shall rebel against this stupid rip-off! Instead of ripping off of what you KNOW what was, is, and always will be your greatest unlicensed theme, why don't you give us better sets for th…

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 9 April 2016
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Mal's Set Reviews! Episode 1, The Cop Drop.

Hey guys! I'm going to be doing a series of blogs reviewing set stories: what the set is REALLY about. Here it goes, then.


You see, this scene is extremely complex to decipher. However, with a brilliant mind, I have deduced what's going on. What's going on precisely is that...
You see, the guy on the little buggy was a simple civilian driving around. However, he had a bad wardrobe malfunction. He wore a gray shirt with stripes. The cop saw him, and since the cops (that's right, there's two in that car originally) are really lazy and stereotype that everyone wearing stripes is a criminal, he pulled the guy over. After telling him he's going back to jail, the civilian tries to argue that he's just a civilian. However, the cops take hostile act…

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 6 April 2016
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YJF Horror - The Closet

Once upon a time, YJF lived in a new house. He had moved to a new neighborhood and had taken up residence in a old, musty building which had been recently and only halfway renovated. Once situated, he quickly befriended half the neighborhood with his uncanny charm and social skills.

It was only in the spring of 2016 when nearby residents noticed the odd shipments being brought into the halfway renovated building. Long oblong boxes with curious markings and exposed pallets of a strange dark wood - But never any carpenters, and never any sounds of carpentry. YJF's house began to grow a strange abundance of weeds and moss around the boundries, sickly vines climbing up the walls drawn to something inside, no doubt what construct the strange dar…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 24 December 2015
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Random Parody Thing

"Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn? Well, you didn't spare The Answer, so get dunked on!" - Mini-Lewa

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Doctor Victor Von Doom Doctor Victor Von Doom 23 December 2015
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The Legend of Okoto: Chapter 4

Chapter 4:

Ekimu backed away, hammer ready, from the doorway there stepped - or crawled rather - something out of a villager’s dreams after he‘d eaten too much Scorpio meat. It had 6 legs, with a claw at the edge of each, 8 bulbous eyes stared out from it’s hideous face, while mandibles that dripped with venom moved grotesquely. With a snarling roar the monster leaped at Ekimu, who leaped aside just before the creature landed. when it died it turned rapidly, using two of its limbs to weave a net out of a whitish substance that came from it’s rear. when it finished (which took only a few seconds) making the net it threw it on Ekimu with a terrible speed. The substance was sticky, and was strong beyond anything Ekimu had seen before. While st…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 9 December 2015
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WHAT IS THIS KANE-RA







So, apparentally I'm logged on...and logged off. WHAT IS THIS.

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 23 November 2015
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...I Have Done It.

I have figured out how to kill your own brain cells - watch the following video.

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Doctor Victor Von Doom Doctor Victor Von Doom 12 November 2015
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Legend of Okoto: Chapter 3

Chapter 3:

Inside the fence was just jungle, as Ekimu had first seen, so he walked on. After an hour or so he saw a building through the trees. He kept going until he came out into a clearing, in the middle sat a large factory, but it was dormant. Ekimu stepped up to the front door, and once again he saw Makuta’s symbol, but this time it was scratched out as with huge claws. He looked about, there were signs of a struggle all around, the grass was dead, single claw marks covered the ground, and there were bloodstains all over. Ekimu, turned back to the door, pressed his ear against it, and listened. He heard nothing for a moment, but soon he heard what he expected, the sounds of some huge creature behind the door.

“Oh brother,” said Ekimu “w…

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LQ1998 LQ1998 9 November 2015
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LQ's Spoiler Free Video Game Reviews: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Last night I completed the fourth addition to the Ace Attorney series, Apollo Justice. I've wanted to do some more video game reviews (that no one will read again) for a long time, I have some time on my hands so now seems like the best time. As always, not plot spoilers in this review.



Let's get started. The biggest difference in this game from the original trilogy is obviously the change in protagonist. Phoenix Wright has stepped down from the Ace Attorney title to make way for Apollo. The change is jarring at first, as it doesn't really have the same feel as the last three. But the play style isn't really changed. 

The first chapter in the game feels longer then it was in the first 3, which was welcome, as they always felt like short tuto…



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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 6 November 2015
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Quick Update for a Familiar Project...

Some of you may remember my Project Biodachi Life, which is where I put Bionicle characters in a game called Tomodachi Life and let things go from there. A few days ago, I deleted my save data and started from scratch.

Biodachi Life's baaaaaaaaaaack...

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Malurus2000 Malurus2000 4 November 2015
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The Lord of the Hats: The Two Towers, Book 1.

Hmmm... Frodo came down this way... Hey, look, it's a comfy chair... *Hears the sound of a horn.* What?... Kepomir!!! *Begins rushing towards the horn sound.*

Leqolas: Nameless, they're Bohrok!

Bohrok we'll nonetheless fight! *Goes up to Kepomir, who is lying on the floor from wounds.* Kepomir, speak to me!

Kepomir: I... I tried... Taking the Hat from the halfling... I was a Derplersomir... I... They took the other two! Macedonia, Pohatu... Hrrngh!

Do not worry, brother from Gondor, you may have been a Derplersomir, but you are truly a Kepomir now.

Kepomir: x_X

Kadihi: Well, too bad that happened. Let's hold a funeral and send his body down a river like civilized... Beings.

Leqolas: *Hauls Kepomir into boat.* Whoo, man, you should lay off on thos…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 31 October 2015
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BCC Murder Mystery

Basicially, found a thing on DeviantArt, thought it might be cool to do, let's get to the chase!

Rules:

1.) Pick nine characters

2.) Put the names in at random.org/lists

3.) Fill in the format with the results!

Ready, set, go!

1.) The one who suggests the creepy house is safe

Result: Keps

...Wow.

2.) The one who trips while running through the woods

Result: LQ

K.

3.) First one to go missing

Result: Mace

Uh...

4.) First one to go insane

Result: Chris

Really?

5.) Is murdered when saving you

Result: SW

Dagnabbit!

6.) Has your back no matter what

Result: Bioniclefan1

Huh.

7.) Survives by playing dead

Result: Mal

Well played, Mal, well played.

8.) Has a solid survival plan that no one listens to

Result: Other Mace

K.

9.) The true murderer

Result: Gold

Well...uh...Karz, how th…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 30 October 2015
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Looking Back at some of my Older Comedies

...So...many,,,spelling errors...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY INNER GRAMMAR NAZI IS CRINGING!

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 29 October 2015
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WAT.

Guys, look at this link.

mixels.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Dadaw/Oops_I_did_this_again

There's a BIONICLE image on there. A BIONICLE image with future sets. And to add some icing on the cake, it also includes a summary of the story. 


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! SO. MUCH. YES.

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 22 October 2015
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100 Movies To Watch Before You Die - Part 1

1. The Tree of Life

2. Ghost in the Shell

3. Pulp Fiction

4. The Wizard of Oz

5. Casablanca

6. Psycho

7. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

8. 2001: A Space Odyssy

9. Taxi Driver

10. The Godfather

11. Jaws

12. The Silence of the Lambs

13. Watchmen

15. Apocalypse Now

16. The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

17. Pan's Labyrinth

18. The Shawshank Redemption

19. Edward Scissorhands

20. Seven Samurai

21. The Social Network

22. The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King

22. The Road

23. Wall•E

24. No Country For Old Men

25. The Thin Red Line

26. The Grapes of Wrath

27. Laurence of Arabia

28. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

29. The Grand Budapest Hotel

30. Night of the Living Dead

31. The Great Dictator

32. Alien

33. The Master

34. American Psycho

35. Eternal Sunshine of…

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Doctor Victor Von Doom Doctor Victor Von Doom 21 October 2015
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Legend of Okoto: Chapter 2

Chapter 2:

Ekimu left soon after, going in  the direction the ship was heading when he last saw it. Makuta stayed in the city, making masks, and trying to find Ekimu’s secret. The Protectors however, began classes, teaching the villagers how to fight, for their defencelessness when the Skull Spiders attacked was alarming, and they needed to be able to defend themselves.

Ekimu was in the middle of a vast ocean, sitting inside a small boat he had made for the trip. He looked around, he had been traveling for days and Okoto was lost to view completely, and all he could see was water in every direction. should have brought Gali with me, but it’s too late for that now he thought. After days more of traveling he began wondering if he was moving at a…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 19 October 2015
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I Changed My Profile!

Here's why -

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 17 October 2015
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It's Snowing

Yeah, as the title of this blog post says, it's snowing. Not much, but it's still snowing. You know what that means!

That's right, I'm going to start complaining about the ridiculous amount of snow we have like a broken record! (derp)

Everyone Else: Yaaaaay... -_-

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 16 October 2015
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Favorite DC Moments

Favorite DC Moments

1. The Dark Knight Rises - WEARS THERH TRRRHIGAAAR????

2. The Dark Knight - Good evening ladies and gentle men. We are TONIGHT'S entertainment!

3. Watchmen - All the Rorschach

4. Man of Steel - Neck Snapping is actually pretty hilarious...

5. Batman Begins - I don't have to kill you. I can simply choose not to save you.

6. Man of Steel - I will find him. I will find him... I will find him. I WILLFINDHIMMM!

7. Watchmen - October 12th, 1985. Tonight a comedian died in New York

8. Watchmen - What happened to the American dream? You're looking at it.

9. The Dark Knight - WARES RACHAL????

10. Batman Begins - WERE AR THE DRUGS GOIGGG????

11. Batman (1989) - Excuse me but.... have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?-BAT…

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 16 October 2015
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Favorite MCU Moments

Favorite MCU moments


1. Guardians of the Galaxy - You said it yourself... coughprofanitycough, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy

2. Iron Man - The Iron Man Demo Video Diaries

3. The Winter Soldier - Nick Fury and his sweet James Bond ride/Batmobile

4. Age of Ultron - That scene with Gollum

5. Iron Man 3 - Tony vs. Killian

6. Thor - ANOOOTHAH!

7. Ant Man - Michael Douglas Being Classy

8. Iron Man 2 - Dis ig knot mahy burd. I wagnt Mahy Burd. I WAGNT MAHY BURGD!

9. Iron Man 2 - Hammer sellin guns and licking candy like a bazz.

10. Captain America - Red Skull Ripping off his Agent Smith Cosplay

11. Avengers - Laughing at Thor's stupidity-NOOOO COULSON!!!-Nope, still funny.

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 16 October 2015
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Favorite Directors

Favorite Directors

1. Martin Scorsese - Hugo, The Aviator, Shutter Island

2. Terrence Malick - The Tree of Life, The Thin Red Line

3. John Carpenter - Escape From New York, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China

4. Guillermo Del Toro - Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy/Hellboy and the Golden Army, Pacific Rim

5. Nicholas Winding Refn - Drive, Valhalla Rising

6. Steven Spielberg - Jaws, Temple of Doom, Minority Report

7. Tim Burton - Sweeney Todd, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands

8. Alfonso Quaron - Gravity, Children of Men

9. Fancis Ford Coppella - The Godfather/The Godfather Part 2, Apocalypse Now

10. Coen Brothers - Inside Llewyn Davis, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country For Old Men

11. Paul Thomas Anderson - There Will Be Blood

12. Sergio Leone - The Do…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 15 October 2015
1

The Following Blog Post Will Blow Your Mind

I've just watched a very specific video. Here are some of the comments I read -

"Are you proud of this? -_-"

"Everyone at my school is singing this... WHAT IS GOING ON?!"

"this is so awsome IPOOPED MY PAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I can use this in my video?"

"if ya don't like this video your allergic to fun"

"How long before this becomes the new Nyan Cat?"

"About 3 years."

So, what video are these comments from?

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Doctor Victor Von Doom Doctor Victor Von Doom 14 October 2015
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The Legend of Okoto

Chapter 1:

Ekimu stood, hammer in hand, gazing out at the wondrous city that he lived in. He was in the doorway of his forge and had just finished a good days work in making masks. Makuta was still inside, tinkering with some mast or other, comparing his with ones that Ekimu had made, looking for flaws in his work, trying to find out why his were loved less than Ekimu’s. Ekimu smiled at the thought, little did Makuta know that the secret lay in the Mask of Creation he wore, Makuta wearing the Mask of Control therefor could not hope to compete. Makuta had tried many times to use his mask to control the villagers, trying to make them love his masks. but all he could succeed in was ending up with mindless slaves. so he released them and tried …

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 13 October 2015
1

Ghost Hoodies

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THEM







YOU CANNOT RUN






YOU CANNOT ESCAPE,







FOR YOU ARE ALREADY MARKED







GHOST HOODIES, THE BRINGERS OF DEATH, WISH YOUR END








BYE BYE.

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Klenda N. Valtapaz Klenda N. Valtapaz 7 October 2015
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Without A Destiny: Chapter 5

  • 1 Chapter 5
    • 1.1 The skeleton warrior gave a whining screech, out of which could be derived a horrible voice, still worse then the hissing; like the sound of slate screeching against rough stone: “I am the foe you can never defeat, Toa. I cannot be defeated, for I cannot die. And I shall never end my hunt until I have taken my prize.”
    • 1.2 “Hunt's off, then.” Tahu shot back. “What hole did you crawl out of? I haven't heard a line that bad since I sat through that HF episode!” the other Toa stared at him blankly. “What? Ah, never mind.” He charged his weapons with his Elemental power, and prepared to attack. “You would be best served by leaving now, creature. It will save you a shameful defeat at the hands of—”
    • 1.3 You did not hear me the first tim…
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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 27 September 2015
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Idea for a Konspiracy

So, Chris, if you're reading this, great; I have an idea for the BCC Conspiracy Show that I would like to tell you! (derp)


Here it is - the entirity of Mixels is a ploy by Makuta Teridax to make the Matoran believe that the Toa are the worst thing ever, and that Teridax is the best guy ever and should totally rule over them. Here, let me show you what I mean (or rather, Kadihi; he's going to be the only one taking this seriously. I know I'm not taking myself seriously. :P),,,



The Mixels are (obviously) supposed to represent the Toa. The large amount of colors and elemental powers, not to mention the ability to combine into larger beings made of three components (Maxes and some Mixes), just kinda makes it "obvious". However, in the Mixels TV …




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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 26 September 2015
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So, Quick Question:

So, I've made a topic called the USL Foundation. (derp)

For those of you who can't tell, it's a crossover between Bionicle and the SCP Foundation. If you don't know what the SCP Foundation is...look it up. You will not regret it(unless you aren't a fan of certain horror-related subjects, in which case you might want to stick to stuff like the Never-Ending Pizza Box and the Tickle Monster).


So, anyway, I have a few ideas on what to do next, but I don't know what to choose. So, here are the ideas I have:


"Who Ate All the Pies?" (basically, an area where, if the question "who ate all the pies" is asked, beings inside said area will basically go into a Phoenix Wright-like court case about who ate all the pies)

Artifical Makuta (a bunch of beings w…



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Klenda N. Valtapaz Klenda N. Valtapaz 22 September 2015
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Without A Destiny: Chapter 3

Ternian heard the other Toa finish speaking and sensed them start toward her. She got to her feet slowly, turning to face them. She mentally braced herself for the questions that she knew they had.

“You already know what we have come to ask.” Gali phrased it as a statement, but her tone made it a question.

Ternian nodded. “You want to know who I am. Other than my title, you know little of me, saving that I seem to enjoy skulking in shadows.” She gave what seemed to be a hint of a wry smile. “I assure you, this is not usually the case. I will tell you—what I can—about who I am. And I will explain what you need to know.”

**********

After the Makuta/Ekimu mask event, but before the Puwere – the Skull Spiders – came, the great spirit Mata Nui knew…

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Klenda N. Valtapaz Klenda N. Valtapaz 22 September 2015
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Without A Destiny: Chapter 2

Tahu gave the other Toa Koto a look that told them exactly what he thought. But before he could say anything, Gali intervened. “We would like to discuss this for a moment,” she said, sending a silent prayer to Mata Nui that Tahu would hold his tongue for once in his life. “It is very strange, simply happening upon another Toa in this way.”

Ternian nodded, comprehending. She knew how this probably looked; a strange being popping up out of nowhere, claiming to be a Toa of an unfamiliar element, and and who introduced herself by sneaking up on them... which, she mentally berated herself, was probably not the wisest move in history. “I understand,” she said aloud. “I would also like to think for a while. It's been so long since I've seen the sun or…

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Klenda N. Valtapaz Klenda N. Valtapaz 22 September 2015
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Without A Destiny: Chapter 1

Gali looked up as Onua and Lewa arrived. “Brothers! I'm glad you could make it. Are your villages well?”

Both replied that they were, and inquired in kind. She said that hers was also doing fine.

“They are rebuilding well,” she added, “and since the Skull Spiders are no longer a problem, it's not going to be long before the Ga-Matoran have completely recovered, and will resume their normal work.” She smiled at the thought of her village, complete as it had been before she had arrived; she had never seen Ga-Koto complete, and could hardly wait to see it for the first time.

She turned back to Tahu, who was having a friendly argument with Pohatu about who had destroyed the most Skull Spiders that day; recently, after a lighthearted dare from Tah…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 19 September 2015
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I'm Actually Using my BIONICLE pieces for Something! (derp)

Yeah, I'm building my Old Bio RP RPCs! Woo! (derp)


The Cloaked Figure: Incomplete

Lierin: Done

Boyk: Done

Katea: Haven't Started

Fereain: Done

Korati: Haven't Started

Gara (Matoran): Done

Gara (Toa): Done

Everlasting: Done

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Game Wolf Game Wolf 18 September 2015
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the Best MB post Evar!!!

Well ten Mr. Fantasy1111, that woud mean you've never read Time Trap, and that you know nothing of time travel.

The mask of time was retrieved in Time Trap by Vakama otherwise it wouldn't have been used by Vakama in 2003. Also, when the Toa were finished in the future, the space time continuum would have corrected itself and the Toa would have been sent back to there original time period, WITH their original memories. BOOM. Logic'd yo A$$ - nikolasalex






XD

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 11 September 2015
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Attention all Members of the BCC...

WE MUST SEE THE LIGHT! (derp)

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Gresh113 Gresh113 10 September 2015
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Piraka Scouts

Piraka Scouts!

Hakkan: Hello, we are the Piraka scouts, and we're running a food drive. Would you like to donate some food?

Thok: It's for a good cause!

Tahu: You guys look familiar.

Hakkan: No idea why.

Thok: So, you donating?

Tahu: Sure, I have some stuff in my basement. *Gets food* Here you go.

Thok: Thanks!


Reidak: I'm starving, when do we eat?

Zaktann: We can't, now that these two just blew up our stove.

Reidak: This is going terrible. By the way, what were those grey bundles over there for?

Zaktann: Those are our packs. Why do you ask?

Reidak: Oh. I thought they were junk, and I threw them in the lake.

Zaktann NO tents, no packs, no stove, and it's raining. How could it get any worse?!

Vezok: Mini Lewa could be here.

Mini Lewa: Hi guys!

Zaktann: NOO…


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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 30 August 2015
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SW's Lists - Oscars - Top Ten Best Actor Snubs



1. Gary Oldman - Everything

2. Leonardo DiCaprio - Everything

3. Joaquin Phoenix - The Master

4. Peter Sellers - Doctor Strangelove

5. Daniel-Day-Lewis - In the Name of the Father

6. Malcolm McDowell - A Clockwork Orange

7. Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver

8. Orson Wells - Citizen Cane

9. Jim Carry - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

10. Christian Bale - American Hustle

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Starwars7495 Starwars7495 29 August 2015
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SW's Lists: The Greatest Oscar Wins - Best Picture

10. Rocky

9. On the Waterfront

8. Rebecca

7. West Side Story

6. The Godfather: Part 2

5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

4. Lawrence of Arabia

3. Casablanca

2. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


And the final entry, which I can't help but talk about;

1.The Silence of the Lambs

Silence of The Lambs is about a young and inexperienced but determined FBI cadet who must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative killer, (Hannibal Lecter), to receive his help on catching another serial killer on the loose in Northern Virginia.

This movie is when the academy finally got something extremely right. It's terrifying, extremely intellectual, subtle, and deliciously crafted. Unlike most "horror films," Silence of the Lambs doesn't play out like one. Instea…


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Gresh113 Gresh113 27 August 2015
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Today We have...

This is just a short comedy sketch I wrote, inspired by the amazing work of the BCC.

Gresh113: Hello, everyone. Today's comedey will be-

Mini Lewa: Hi Guys!

Gresh113: What are you doing here?!

Mini Lewa: I'm here to help you write your comedy! I heard you didn't have any ideas, so I thought I could provide assistance.

Gresh113: I don't neeed your help. You always mess everything up!

Mini Lewa: Too bad. *Blasts Gresh113 off stage*

Mini Lewa: For my first act as new manager, I will be interviewing the Nameless Text

.*Two chairs magically appear, and Mini Lewa sits down in one, his feet danagling high above the floor* Mini Lewa: So, what is your name?

Nameless Text: I am the Nameless Text

Mini Lewa: And what do you do for a living?

Nameless Text: I rand…

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Goldeaglefire1 Goldeaglefire1 26 August 2015
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

My dad is upgrading me to Windows 10.


M(anas)LG PRO LEAGUE IS GOING TO BECOME A THING. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR KONSPIRACY, NOSCOPES, AND REKTING OF MIXEL SCRUB(I know I like Mixels, buuuuuuuuuuut meh)

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