Gold: Master Hacker(?) is a comedy goldeaglefire wrote on the wiki.
Me: *Walks in.*
SW: Hey Gold! Want to come play Mario Party 9 with us? *Gestures to Writers playing Mario Party 9.*
Me: Nah...I have something I want to do right now...
SW: Which is...
Me: READ FANFICTION ON THE INTERNET! See ya! *Enters room.*
SW: ...Ooooook then...
~20 Minutes Later...~
Me: *Walks into main room while slamming door.* DARN IT! Guys, I need your help!
SW: What is it?
Mace: Did you run into some virus?
AD: Did Genesect steal your computer?
Me: NO! It's...ugh, complicated...you see, for WHATEVER reason, when I'm trying to read, instead of taking me to the normal format, it takes me to the WRITERS format! Meaning I can't read any fanfics without risking changing something up!
Writers: *Are silent.*
SW: So...what you're saying is that you hacked into this website to give you complete control of whatever story you're reading...without even TRYING?
Me: Well, not intentionally, not to mention I don't want to edit anything, but...yes...
Me: Well? Are you guys going to help me or what?
SW: Hmm...before we fix your little problem, maybe you could hack into the LMBs and make the Mods confess their crim-
Me: Uh, no? Now then, who here is going to help m-
Mace: Can you...hack into Nashtron Wiki and make them report themselves to Community Central fir-
Me: NO. Now then, please tell me one of you has a request NOT related to hackin-
Mini-Lewa: Can you hack into this game a give me a million stars so that I can wi-
Me: HECK NO! Okay, do ANY of you want to help me, or do you have a request related to hacking?
Me: GAH! Fine. I'll have to fix this the old fashioned way...*Starts to walk back into room.*
AD: What's the old fashioned way?
Me: Simple: try every trick in the book and wait for one to work! *Slams door.*
Inside Jokes Edit
- Gold based this off an annoyance he was currently working through, as dem
onstrated with these pictures: