"If Greg Farshtey RPed" is a fascinating story contemplating the metaphysical ramifications of Greg Farshtey joining BIONICLE RP, as written by Alienduck.
If Greg Farshtey RPed...[]
At the Dark Hunters HQ...
Greg: Hi, I'm joining here with my RP character.
Other Mace: Who?
Greg: Lariska.
YJF: you can't do tha-
Greg: I'm Greg Farhstey.
At the Makuta HQ...
Karunax: KARUNAX SMASH!!!
Greg: And then Lariska avoided his attack and stabbed him in the knee several thousand times, breaking his knee...
Nick: But Karunax's armor is pretty much impenertrable-
Greg: Lariska's daggers are now able to break Makuta armor.
Nick: Karunax's armor is strong-
Greg: That's now canonically impossible. Because I said so.
Nick: *fanboys*
YJF: you cannot do t-
Greg: I can. I'm Greg Farshtey.
At the Toa HQ...
Greg: I'm joining here. With Kopaka.
GEF: But the HQ is in shamble-
Greg: Then The Staff of Artahka fixes it.
GEF: *fanboys*
YJF: you cannet do tha-
Greg: I can because I'm Greg Farshtey.
YJF: HOW COME WHENEVER I USE THE STAFF OF ARTAHKA I AM DISMESED FOR BING OP BUT GREG GETS AWAY WITH IT THAT ISNT FAIR!!!!!!
Greg: I'm Greg Farshtey. I can get away with anything. Kopaka, Ice Beam.
Kopaka: *Freezes all the Makuta to death*
Greg: *Laughs manically*
YJF: you cant kill character!!!!!
Greg: I can now!!!
YJF: Nooooooooooooooooooooo...........................................
THE END.