The Bionicles: War on drugs! is a comedy created by alienduck on the wiki. It is a parody of the PSA's that just get everything right about a topic.
The BIONICLES: War on drugs!Edit
Today, the Bionicles are cleaning up the city and doing their duty to the public.
Tahu: Another day cleaning up around the city of Mata Nui!
Pohatu: I no like cleaning. It hard work.
Kopaka: Now now, brother, we don't need to be complaining about that! Let this be a joyous party in our cleaning adventures!
Suddenly, a child walked up to the Bionicles, and asked for help. But what the child asked for was not help.
Child: Hey, do you have any drugs I could use?
Kopaka is visibly taken aback.
Kopaka: Drugs! Why?
Child: I need drugs, or I will get sick!
Tahu: Flaming fireballs, he's addicted!
Child: Help me!
Pohatu: Who it? Who give you drugs!
Tahu: Calm down, my fellow Bionicle! We will figure this one out!
Meanwhile, beneath the city...
The Evil Makuta: My plan is complete! I will corrupt children with the evils of drugs! I have succesfully planted the evil traitor Metus within their ranks! He will force the children to be corrupted by my evil poison!
Metus: I will give them the drugs, m'lord.
As the Evil Makuta plans his schemes, the Toa try to find the root of this problem...
Tahu: Flamin' fireballs! I've found the traitor!
Kopaka: Why are you stopping the fun of children with your evil?
Pohatu: What with that!
Metus: I will continue giving the children their drugs until you beat me! Prepare to face the power of THE MIGHTY METUS!
Metus began glowing, and transformed into a giant monster made of deathly clouds of drugs!
Tahu: Flamin' fireballs! Metus is turning into a Deadly Drug Destroyer!
Pohatu: Me want him hurt!
Kopaka: We got to find some way to defeat him!
Tahu: I know just the thing! But we need to work together!
The Bionicles then split up and find parts for a vacuum cleaner...
Tahu: Prepare to face an end, villain!
Suddenly, the vacuum cleaner activates, sucking in the Deadly Drug Destroyer!
Tahu: Now, children, remember that winners don't use drugs!
Pohatu: Drugs are not good!
Kopaka: You can't have a party with drugs ruining everything!
Tahu: Call this hotline for when you have drug issues today!
Hotline for anti-drug associasion is listed.