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​Vezon Vs. Obi Wan


  • Obi Wan and Vezon are sitting down*

Vezon: "If you are in the position to K-Word your foes, choose a sword or gun, something simple and not complicated. Objects of limitless power always take too much time to warm up."

Obi Wan: "Swords and guns are too random and clumsy." 

Vezon: "YOU CHALLENED MY POINT! PREPARETODIE!"

  • pops out knife*

Obi Wan: "Let me unlimber my lightsaber without cutting myself in ha-UNNNNGGGG!"

Vezon: *kills Obi Wan* "See the point?"

Obi Wan: *reger-no that's not right-reappears as a force ghost*  "You may have struck me down, but now I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Vezon: "What are you going to do, annoy me to death? I've already proved my point. Swords and Knives are sometimes a LOT more practical tha-" 

Obi Wan: *makes ghost noises* "OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooo"

Vezon: "... HALP MAH!!!!"

  • Lights flicker on and off*

Obi Wan: "Now I'm doing cliche horror movie ghost manuvers."

Vezon: "No. PLEASE!"

Obi Wan: "Wait until I start messing with the faucets in the sink and creaking the floorboards. ...Are those vintage dolls from the 1960's blinking?" 

Vezon: "...Why do I have those in the first place?"

Obi Wan: "Because the script called for something freakishly stupid and creepy to be sitting on your shelf."

Vezon: "ohhh....RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!"

  • Jumps into rocket*

"TO THE SPACE STATION!"

Obi Wan: *breaks fourth wall* "oof!" *nothing happens*

"Drat. Being a ghost is stupid..."

  • turns to readers*

"Little does Vezon know... That's no space station.

"Vezon: *in rocket* "Waiiiit..."

Obi Wan: "That's a moon."

Vezon: "PLOT TWISSSSSST!"

  • crashes into the moon*

Random Transformer: "AHM ANGRY AND NEED TO DESTROY HUMANS, BUT I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL A PORTAL OPENS!!!!!"

  • throws tantrum*

Vezon: "Good thing I have an Olmak." 


TO BE CONTINUED...

COMING SOON...

  

  • dramatic Music*

Star: "Come and get your love, SUCCAHS!"

Yoda: "Give. Me. That. Microwave. Dinner."

  • chases after Star Lord with his walking stick*

Vezon: *rides through portal on the back of a rainbow transformer*

"IT'S BETTER THAN BAYNOBOTS!"

Obi Wan: "I have a bad feeling about this. DARNIT. Where'd Star Lord get to with that secret weapon..."

Doctor: "I am The Doctor."

Obi Wan: "I KNOW IT'S A TV DINNER!!!"

Vezon: "FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ANDRANDOMBCCNONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSE!!!!!"   

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