Vezon Vs. Obi Wan
- Obi Wan and Vezon are sitting down*
Vezon: "If you are in the position to K-Word your foes, choose a sword or gun, something simple and not complicated. Objects of limitless power always take too much time to warm up."
Obi Wan: "Swords and guns are too random and clumsy."
Vezon: "YOU CHALLENED MY POINT! PREPARETODIE!"
- pops out knife*
Obi Wan: "Let me unlimber my lightsaber without cutting myself in ha-UNNNNGGGG!"
Vezon: *kills Obi Wan* "See the point?"
Obi Wan: *reger-no that's not right-reappears as a force ghost* "You may have struck me down, but now I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Vezon: "What are you going to do, annoy me to death? I've already proved my point. Swords and Knives are sometimes a LOT more practical tha-"
Obi Wan: *makes ghost noises* "OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooo"
Vezon: "... HALP MAH!!!!"
- Lights flicker on and off*
Obi Wan: "Now I'm doing cliche horror movie ghost manuvers."
Vezon: "No. PLEASE!"
Obi Wan: "Wait until I start messing with the faucets in the sink and creaking the floorboards. ...Are those vintage dolls from the 1960's blinking?"
Vezon: "...Why do I have those in the first place?"
Obi Wan: "Because the script called for something freakishly stupid and creepy to be sitting on your shelf."
Vezon: "ohhh....RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!"
- Jumps into rocket*
"TO THE SPACE STATION!"
Obi Wan: *breaks fourth wall* "oof!" *nothing happens*
"Drat. Being a ghost is stupid..."
- turns to readers*
"Little does Vezon know... That's no space station.
"Vezon: *in rocket* "Waiiiit..."
Obi Wan: "That's a moon."
Vezon: "PLOT TWISSSSSST!"
- crashes into the moon*
Random Transformer: "AHM ANGRY AND NEED TO DESTROY HUMANS, BUT I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL A PORTAL OPENS!!!!!"
- throws tantrum*
Vezon: "Good thing I have an Olmak."
TO BE CONTINUED...
- dramatic Music*
Star: "Come and get your love, SUCCAHS!"
Yoda: "Give. Me. That. Microwave. Dinner."
- chases after Star Lord with his walking stick*
Vezon: *rides through portal on the back of a rainbow transformer*
"IT'S BETTER THAN BAYNOBOTS!"
Obi Wan: "I have a bad feeling about this. DARNIT. Where'd Star Lord get to with that secret weapon..."
Doctor: "I am The Doctor."
Obi Wan: "I KNOW IT'S A TV DINNER!!!"
Vezon: "FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ANDRANDOMBCCNONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSE!!!!!"